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you know what really turns me on?



(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via choreograph)


All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy, via sniffing)


wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via greetings)


my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle, via pizza)


whenever youre feeling hella sad just remember that youre hella rad

(Source: bec-blanche, via asvprock)


so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

(via pokebae)


my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via orgasm)


logging onto tumblr near autumn image

(via hotboyproblems)

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